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| Friday, June 27th, 2008 | | 12:42 am |
| | Thursday, June 26th, 2008 | | 6:04 pm |
Observations You know you've spent to long on 520 when your merging technique involves "HE SHOWED WEAKNESS!!" and starting your merge by carefully signalling your intentions in a cautious and adult manner by just wedging your car into the other lane and assuming they'll have to leave open that space they accidentally created.
What? I'm only going 2mph...
I hate this bridge. | | 4:45 pm |
Good: Neuromancer movie.Bad: This is the director's last movie. Oh My God: Hayden Christensen is "set to star". | | Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 | | 12:05 pm |
| | Sunday, June 22nd, 2008 | | 11:40 pm |
| | Monday, June 16th, 2008 | | 9:05 pm |
You know, nothing improves your mood like a shot of corticosteroids up the nose.
Current Mood: oxygenated | | Friday, June 13th, 2008 | | 5:16 pm |
You know, I could handle being that kind of old guy.
Okay, without the whole "no alcohol or red meat" thing, but you get my point. | | Thursday, June 12th, 2008 | | 12:40 pm |
LJ as messenger @Nicole: it appears someones departure date for The Fatherland was earlier than I thought... (Read: today.) If you get a chance, could you send me like your top 10 amusing activities for the recent expatriate who speaks no German? I trade you beer in return... | | Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 | | 7:27 am |
... oh GOD. | | Monday, June 9th, 2008 | | 1:30 pm |
| | Sunday, June 8th, 2008 | | 11:40 pm |
| | Friday, June 6th, 2008 | | 12:49 am |
Oh look, a flat-pack house.That is the LAST time I say something like that as a joke. I should know full well every damn time I do, it turns out to exist, no matter how weird the thing I said was. | | Thursday, June 5th, 2008 | | 6:17 pm |
I am forced to conclude someone brewed unmarked decaf this morning.
I hate that person.
Current Mood: headache | | Monday, June 2nd, 2008 | | 12:09 am |
| | Thursday, May 29th, 2008 | | 10:52 pm |
Things what I have learned today:
- It's a lovely walk from my place down to Broadway.
- The walk back to my place can fuck RIGHT off. That's a long-ass fucking hill. | | Saturday, May 24th, 2008 | | 2:59 am |
The universe is not hostile, nor yet is it friendly. It is simply indifferent. -- J. H. Holmes
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few; and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. -- George Washington (1732 - 1799)
Trust thyself only, and another shall not betray thee. -- Thomas Fuller (1608 - 1661)
Stay centered by accepting whatever you are doing. This is the ultimate. -- Chuang-tzu (369 BC - 286 BC)
A witty saying proves nothing. -- Voltaire
Current Music: E.N. - Bili Rubin | | Sunday, May 18th, 2008 | | 4:46 am |
open letter, part n sub 1 Dear sir,
I appreciate yor attempt to wear a kilt. A kilt, in tartan yet, is a fine garment, and most suited to the weather of these last days. A few notes, however:
- Kilts are, indeed, pleated. However, they do not have an unpleated waistband about 7" wide.
- While the length of a man's kilt is indeed a personal matter between him and his tailor, one DOES generally attempt to not fall more than an inch or three above the kneeal regions. That, sir, is a good 8" up. Miniskirt height, I hate to say.
In short, sir, you are wearing a Catholic Schoolgirl skirt, in quite a nice plaid. As you're wearing it with black hightops, I further assume you think its perhaps a summer kilt, or some such. I do regret to inform you you chose poorly, as the saying goes.
I thought you should know.
Sincerely,
-me | | Saturday, May 17th, 2008 | | 3:17 am |
Dear pseudoephedrine,
While I deeply appreciate your contributions to my breathing today, the fact regrettably remains that I took you almost 10 hours ago. After being tired all day, and having been awake for... 22? Ish? hours, I would like very much to GO TO SLEEP. I would like to have the URGE to sleep. The fun stopped at like 2. 1. No, 1 I was still playing video games. Now I'm just staring at youtube and listening to Soul Coughing, which is going to end awesome, as it always does.
Perhaps Mr. Vodka will be able to convince you of the wisdom of my ideas.
Current Music: Soul Coughing - Soundtrack to Mary | | Friday, May 16th, 2008 | | 10:04 pm |
Oh and WHILE I'm at it:
You, I, any of us... We will never be this cool. | | 9:43 pm |
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